[02] ℒℬ [Video] Hello, again.

[pigeon_paon]

[The screen of a young man fills the screen for those that have not yet talked to Sakuya. For those who have, a fantail pigeon appears.]

Hello everyone.

As an addition to my previous video, I would like to make one thing clear.

Yes, I am a bird. I am a a fantail pigeon. Pigeon paon in my native tongue of french. I don't understand why this is so surprising to everyone. If you had simply payed attention in history you would have learned about the rise of birds. If anything I should be the one surprised. This many humans have not existed in one place in a long time.

Now please, stop pointing it out as there are more important matters at hand.

Comments

Re: [Video] 2/2

[pigeon_paon]

Yes. That is what I just said in my video.

[video]

[loansharkbait]

You're--

Shit. I'm talking to a bird.

[Yes, Genji. You're talking toa bird, it's talking back, it's called a conversation....Genji thinks maybe this whole ordeal has been more stressful on him than he thought. Aliens and monsters? Sure that seemed...well. Reasonable. But this was a bird...]

[He rubs his temples.]

I'm talking to a bird over webcam on a spaceship in space.

Re: [video]

[pigeon_paon]

Well I'm still trying to get my head around that last bit, but yes. That you are -

[This last bit Sakuya says under his breath]

mongrel

Re: [video]

[loansharkbait]

[The last bit gets Genji's attention again. He might not have completely caught what Sakuya said, but he knows an insult when he hears one.]

Excuse me.

Re: [video]

[pigeon_paon]

Yes, excuse you.

Re: [video]

[loansharkbait]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, BIRD.

Re: [video]

[pigeon_paon]

Yes, I do.

I have no idea where I am, one second I was at home and the next I am here. Everybirdie is talking about things that don't even exist and nobirdie will explain what is going on.

Nobirdie here knows of the Le Bel name. Which would be fine except nobirdie understands that holding that name, whether they have heard of it or not, makes me better than them.

Because of this nobirdie will become my servants meaning I might have to actually do things that a noble should never have to do.

[Sakuya shudders at this thought]

And don't forget the fact that I have been threatened to be eaten, asked what I even am, and told that I looked like a... a human! Do you have any idea how insulting that is? I am a Le Bel and I demand more respect than that! Being born into nobility gives you rights that others just do not deserve and one of those is the right to refuse to be treated like such a mongrel!

Then to add insult to injury, I JUST FOUND OUT MY MONEY IS WORTH NOTHING HERE!!

[Sakuya breaths heavily, staring with wide eyes at the guide.]

1/2

[loansharkbait]

[Thats right Genji, the bird probably had more money than you did. A bird. ]

2/2

[loansharkbait]

[Genji just turns the video off. He's not about to sit here and argue (more) with a bird. This isn't how he's going to spend his day. Arguing with an animal that was better off than him. Nope, he's out. This was his limit. ]